Cruise rules/tips....

*Disclaimer: If you read the following items and believe any of them or take any of them serious I am sorry. The end*

Rules and tips to remember on a Backstreet Boys cruise. Not saying you should listen to the following things but I PROMISE you if you follow at least some you will have one of the best trips of your life. True Story.

1.  There is no sleeping on the cruise.

2.  Don't give Casey more than 1 chocolate milk at a time.

3. If you see Heather falling asleep while eating an ice cream please return her to Cabin #214.

4. If you wonder why Brian appears drunk after only 2 drinks its because he puts 1/4th orange juice, 3/4ths vodka.

5. DO NOT under any circumstances eat the chocolate melting cake, You'll thank me later.

6. It's NEVER a good idea to eat eggs, sausage and pizza while drinking rum and chocolate milk.

7. It never leads to anything good if you give Amber a butter knife, it's even worse if its accompanied by a napkin. 

8. It's highly recommended to play with Kevin's hair any chance you get, in fact he encourages it.

9. Watch out for creeping Howie's. They like to appear out of nowhere drunk, especially at 4am. Side effects: Yelling out "Where the fuck did you come from Howie?"

10.  If the boys have a concert on TV it's okay to miss it because you are on a boat WITH THEM.

11. You may experience a pants moment, don't be alarmed its only temporary and you will return to normal in 2-3 business days.

12. If a Backstreet Boy gives you sneakers watch out for Heather because she might almost spill something on them several times.

13. Keep an eye out for Gumby, if you don't see him ask Kevin he'll know.

14. If you see Brian grab him(in the nicest way possible) and tell him "Hey." He'll know what you mean.

15. Never trust a short Puerto Rican man standing on the barricade made of lounge chairs it could get dangerous, hold on tight.

16. Fire hazards are NEVER okay. This means you Casey!!!

17. If getting pizza for a Backstreet Boy it's totally acceptable to skip the line.

18. Drunk Amber and cameras DO NOT mix.

19. Have glow sticks? Need help putting them together? Don't ask Casey.

20.  Feel the sudden urge to talk about someone? That's fine, but check the bathroom first.

21. If you see Brian & Leighanne and they are doing a little PDA...move along, it's normal in fact its encouraged between married people.

22. Never throw objects at the cabin door, especially bracelets because they are breakable.

23. If it appears that AJ has a small lion growing on his face it's acceptable to back away slowly, but someone might get hurt.

24. Drugs are bad, okay?

25. If you see a man in a kilt it is mandatory to stop, chat and then proceed to take a photo with him.

26. It is NEVER acceptable to take multiple photos of a Backstreet Boy while eating, even 1 is slightly left of creepy.

27. Selfies with Brian are a fun added bonus, if you get the chance do it. Warning: He tends to get a little selfie happy, just let it go and smile it'll be worth it in the end.

28. It's not normal to get stabbed by a metal pole on the beach. But never fear if this happens Brian will be there to rescue you. Some tickling may or may not be involved.

29. It's NEVER NEVER NEVER acceptable to camp outside the boys rooms/in the hallway. You are ON A BOAT WITH THEM you will see them, I promise maybe even multiple times.

30. Do not under any circumstances attempt a cart wheel on the lido deck while intoxicated without the proper supervision.

31. If you need to pull your pant legs up this must be done while backing it up.

32. Drunk handstands are NEVER a good idea, even worse if Heather helps and you feel scared. Could result in a broken neck. Feel free to attempt it anyway, don't say you weren't warned.

33. Don't wait until the last minute to pack, especially if it looks like your suitcase threw up all over your room.

34. Rum bucket parties are a must. No cruise is complete without them. It's a true story.

35. It's encouraged to sit at a table with complete strangers and say things that make them feel uncomfortable.

36. Always be on the look out for muppets if you see one you must yell "You're a fucking Muppet." He'll know its for him.

37. NEVER EVER EVER EVER sit on someone's pillow.

38. It's okay to let a Backstreet Boy sit on your hand, well not all of them only Brian.

39. If a Backstreet Boy is in front of you there's a good chance you should SPEAK!

40. If the elevator doesn't move in 3 seconds it's time to be concerned.

41. Hating on someone will NOT make Brian like you, or Leighanne. They are about positivity.

42. Always eat the french fries.

43. Pizza at 3am is the best thing ever.

44. Watch out for snakes, if you see one its okay to throw it overboard.

45. Make sure to specify that you want fruit cocktail NOT shrimp cocktail.

46. It's never good if Amber has to repeat herself. It's never good if Amber has to repeat herself.

47. If you call Heather "Heaven" she might answer.

48. If the sail away party didn't happen yet chances are the boat isn't moving yet.

49. Do not under any circumstances drink Heather's shot.

50. If you feel like you are going to tip over it's okay to use a Backstreet Boy for balance.

51. It is absolutely NEVER okay to eat candy after its been in another persons mouth.

52. Muppet cucumbers are never acceptable.

53. If someone appears to be having a bad day start singing 'You had a bad day..." they should cheer up right away.

54. Taking candy from a Backstreet Boy is acceptable.

55. If you come to a room with a funky smell....back away slowly.

56. If someone has a dry erase board/post it notes/ect. to leave messages on their door you must ALWAYS leave a message.

57. If you see someone you "know" from online it's okay to walk past and not say anything, however, it is not okay to afterwards say "oh hey girl wish I seen you I would have said Hi."

58.Its a must to always have someone in your group that is the go to "make fun" of person. Of course it is always done in good fun.

59. Dress up like AJ and Heather might just think its actually him.

60. It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A, unless AJ isn't wearing pants. Then that's debatable.

61. Looking for the hottest bitch in this place? Ask Brian he knows what's up.

62. Its 100% acceptable to get arrested by a cop only if their last name is Littrell.

63. If one of the boys have an event and you don't like there's a simple solution...DON'T GO!

64. If there's a Q&A chances of Brian answering are very minimal. AJ however, will answer almost every question, even if another boy is talking.

65. It is not necessary to climb over chairs/ect. to get to one of the boys to get a photo, especially if you have met them several thousand times before.

66. If Nick reaches his hand out to you its okay to take a moment to decide if you wanna touch him back.

67. If you hear Leighanne talking about kicking ass, watch out she's serious. She is fierce.

68. Bring air freshener....

69. Feel free to carry pen and paper to jot down anything you may forget that is worth remembering later.

70. Watch out for T-rex. They might have little arms but they can be scary.

71. It's acceptable to sleep on the Lido deck, just ask Casey. But you must wear a coat.

72. At the cocktail party drink as much as possible...DUH! It's free!

73. You can take a picture with Justin but be careful he might blame you later for spilling a drink on him.

74. It's acceptable and encouraged to have an actual conversation w/o screaming with one of the boys.

75. You DO NOT need to repeatedly tell the boys what country you are from.

76. Never eat the hot dogs, but if you must eat it right away don't put it in a cup and save it for later.

77.  If you must sleep do it quickly.

78. It's acceptable to talk to the boys friends or people who work for the boys just because they are fun. Not to gain anything from it.

79. If Brian is sweaty feel free to tell him....but don't say "That's fucking gross!"

80. Drunk Littrells' are fun!

81. Drunk Howie is fun!

82. Drunk Kevin is hilarious!

83. Always encourage Drew to actually tweet, even if he doesn't know how.

84. If Kevin says he doesn't like a song it's encouraged to sing it to him anyways.

85. If you don't know the answer....GOOGLE IT!

86. Nothing is worse than muppet on muppet hate.

87. It's okay to wear sneakers to the beach, feet are gross.

88. Kevin gets fierce and feisty during games.

89. There are 2 timezones in Kentucky. Don't believe me? Ask Kevin he'll tell you.

90. If Brian has blue facial hair don't panic he probably just ate a smurf.

91. Make sure you drink at least 1 cup of lemonade.

92. If you see Kevin leaving the beach party don't worry he'll be back, he's just a sore loser.

93. It is okay if you don't see the boys at the airport. Life WILL go on.

94. It's in your best interest to not confuse the waiters.

95. Learn "move back" in every language so you can yell it at the crazies who push.

96. If Kevin talks to you for a long time about hair products be careful it will make some fans upset.

97. It's frowned upon to climb over barricades.

98. Don't worry about why Amber does what she does. It doesn't even really matter.

99. You CAN have fun on the boat without the boys around. In fact its encouraged.

100. Everything can change in a New York minute!  

(Again this is just meant to be funny. If any of it offends you or makes you mad I am sorry but life's tough, get a helmet.)